"I'm Reading a Book on Helium" Tee - Just Won't Come Down

Behold, the shirt that floats at the intersection of chemistry and comedy! Featuring a pair of helium balloons that clearly went to grad school (notice how they're bonded over their shared element of humor), this design proves that even noble gases can let loose and have a little fun.

The text reads "I'm Reading a Book on Helium - I Can't Put It Down!" which might just be the most elevated form of chemistry humor we've encountered (pun absolutely intended). It's like someone took the periodic table to comedy club open mic night, and He totally killed it.

Features:
Cotton that's lighter than your average chemistry joke
Design that rises above ordinary science puns
Durability that won't float away in the wash
Comfort rating: atomic number 2 (because He's just that good)

Perfect for:
Chemistry teachers who've mastered the art of periodic punnery
Students who appreciate their noble gases with a side of noble sass
Anyone who's ever made their whole class groan with a science joke
People whose humor operates at a higher atomic level

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Keep away from birthday parties to avoid jealous balloons.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous outbreaks of chemistry puns. Side effects include floating through your day with an unusually high level of scientific satisfaction.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (no molecular mass restrictions apply)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador

Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.

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