"I Was Today Years Old" Laboratory Safety T-Shirt | Chemistry Humor Beaker Warning

Share your hard-earned lab wisdom with our "Don't Drink from Beakers" t-shirt, featuring adorable chibi-style scientists who learned this valuable lesson the hard way. This design combines cute kawaii lab characters with an important safety reminder that every chemist discovers eventually (hopefully through observation rather than experience).

The whimsical artwork showcases two bespectacled scientists - complete with lab coats and questioning expressions - who've just had their "aha" moment about proper laboratory etiquette. Perfect for chemists, lab technicians, or anyone who's ever been tempted to use laboratory glassware as impromptu drinkware.

Features:
Kawaii-style scientist characters
Universal lab safety message
Relatable scientific humor
Perfect blend of cute and cautionary
Guaranteed to make lab veterans chuckle

Care Instructions:
Wash in properly labeled containers
Do not drink wash water
Dry according to safety protocols
Iron on non-reactive surface

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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