Finally, a shirt for those who've never lied about their affection for oversized autonomous systems! This design features a towering mech that clearly doesn't skip servo day at the robot gym, paired with the refreshingly candid confession "I LIKE BIG BOTS AND I CANNOT LIE" - because sometimes you just have to be honest about your preference for plus-sized robotics.

Technical Details:

Black cotton t-shirt (perfect for hiding hydraulic fluid stains)
Detailed mech illustration (anatomically correct, if you're into that sort of thing)
Chrome and red color scheme (because subtlety is for smaller robots)
Pre-shrunk (ironically, unlike the robots it celebrates)
Quality that would make even a battle mech proud

Perfect For:

Mech enthusiasts who've run out of garage space
People whose robot collection requires its own zip code
Anyone who's ever said "But honey, it'll fit in the living room!"
Engineers who dream in titanium alloy
Those who think "compact" is a four-letter word

Note: This shirt has been approved by the Coalition of Concerned Giant Robots for accurate representation of their community.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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