Break the law of emotional distance with our "Hug Dealer" t-shirt, featuring a bold comic book explosion design that announces your affectionate intentions faster than a superhero can say "emotional support is my superpower."

For those who distribute embraces with the enthusiasm of a Golden Retriever at a family reunion, this shirt transforms your reputation from "that clingy friend" to "certified purveyor of premium cuddles." The striking red graphic against black fabric creates the perfect balance of warning and welcome, effectively communicating that your hugs are both explosive and available without prescription.

Features:

Superhero-worthy typography
Urban slang parody with heartwarming twist
Perfect conversation starter (and ender - with a hug)
Comic book action burst design
Guaranteed to make strangers either approach you or maintain a safe 10-foot distance

Care Instructions:

Wash with tender loving care
Tumble dry on low emotional intensity
Iron out any commitment issues
Avoid fabric softener (your hugs are soft enough)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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