"Houston, We Have A Pitcher" T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Where Space Program Meets Spring Training)

Finally, a shirt that answers the age-old question: "What's the escape velocity of a curveball?" Our stoic space athlete stands ready to deliver a pitch that's probably breaking more laws of physics than baseball records. Think "Major League meets Mission Control" with a splash of "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Baseball."

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (softer than a changeup)
Durable print (lasts longer than extra innings)
Machine washable (moon dust comes right out)
Available in sizes S-3XL (room for proper pitch rotation)

Perfect For:
Astronauts who miss baseball season
Baseball players with space dreams
Anyone calculating trajectories in parsecs
Your next game where "space" means more than just between innings
People who think the ISS needs a bullpen
Mission Control's fantasy baseball league

Features:
Digitally printed (no orbital wobble)
Premium ring-spun cotton (perfect spin rate)
Reinforced seams (vacuum-tested)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the strike zone)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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