Hippocratic Hooligans Motorcycle Club T-Shirt | Biker Patch Tee

DESCRIPTION

Behold, the ultimate vestment for those who take both the Hippocratic Oath and their Harley maintenance equally seriously! Our "Hippocratic Hooligans" tee transforms the wearer into a card-carrying member of medicine's most rebellious faction—healers by day, highway philosophers by night. This vintage-inspired motorcycle club patch celebrates the noble duality of saving lives and burning rubber, featuring a meticulously detailed emblem where a classic motorcycle shares space with medical iconography like it's a perfectly normal emergency room procedure.

The rallying cry "BORN TO HEAL" proudly circumnavigates the bottom of the patch, while the club's founding date of 1621 suggests these medical marauders have been prescribing both penicillin and proper throttle technique since Hippocrates himself was just a medical school freshman. The outer rim bears medicine's most conflicted promise: "FIRST... DO NO HARM... UNLESS YOU TOUCH MY BIKE"—the perfect prescription for those whose bedside manner varies dramatically depending on whether you're their patient or their Panhead.

TECHNICAL DETAILS

• Premium combed ring-spun cotton that's softer than a surgeon's hands post-scrub
• Pre-shrunk to prevent size reduction more effectively than preventative medicine
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that won't tear under pressure, unlike your last residency evaluation
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems with reinforced stitching that holds up better than the healthcare system
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to prevent stretching (unlike hospital budgets)
• Tear-away label for maximum comfort (no anesthesia required)
• Classic unisex fit that flatters all body types, from "just ran three consecutive 12-hour shifts" to "attends physician wellness seminars but actually follows the advice"
• Available in sizes S-4XL because healing comes in all dimensions
• Screen printed with high-density inks more precisely applied than a spinal tap
• Black background that hides both motor oil and iodine stains with equal efficiency
• Machine washable on cold (just like your hands between patients)

BACKSTORY

The Hippocratic Hooligans emerged during a particularly brutal 36-hour shift in the ER when a group of attending physicians discovered they all rode motorcycles as a form of "mobile meditation." What began as casual Friday rides to decompress from the week's medical melodramas gradually evolved into a full-fledged identity—complete with leather medical bags and stethoscopes that matched their exhaust pipes.

The club patch design originated when the neurosurgeon's doodle on a prescription pad caught the eye of a trauma surgeon who happened to be a former graphic designer (before discovering that repairing people paid better than repairing layouts). The founding date of 1621 pays homage to Robert Burton's "Anatomy of Melancholy"—the first medical text to suggest that sometimes, what the doctor really needs is to "get the hell out of town on something loud."

The "Do No Harm... Unless You Touch My Bike" motto was unanimously adopted after an incident involving a medical student who attempted to "fix" the Chief of Medicine's carburetor settings without permission, resulting in a therapeutic learning opportunity that technically didn't violate any oaths.

PERFECT FOR

• Doctors who write prescriptions by day and road trip itineraries by night
• Nurses who can start both IVs and Harley-Davidsons with their eyes closed
• EMTs whose response time improves dramatically when they're off-duty and heading to a bike rally
• Medical students whose only affordable transportation option doubles as their personality
• Surgeons who approach both coronary bypasses and canyon switchbacks with the same steady hands
• Radiologists who appreciate both good bone structure and good bike framework
• Hospital administrators who secretly have more tattoos than the patients
• Anyone who's ever prescribed medication while still wearing riding gloves
• Healthcare professionals whose ideal vacation includes both first aid kits and saddle bags
• The person who parks their motorcycle in the "Physicians Only" section because they've earned it

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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