Heisenberg's Classic Car T-Shirt | Quantum Style

Finally, a shirt that answers the age-old question: "Can you measure a '58 Impala's beauty and MPG simultaneously?" (Spoiler alert: Never both). This retro-futuristic design features a classic car caught in a quantum superposition of style and fuel economy, set against mountains that are definitely not uncertain about their magnificence.

Technical Details:

-Black t-shirt (because uncertainty looks better in dark matter)
-Electric blue and golden yellow design (wavelength definitely measured)
-Grid pattern background (for plotting your position OR momentum)
-Distressed effects (because even observations have a margin of error)
-Pre-shrunk (no quantum tunneling in the wash)

Perfect For:

-Physicists who appreciate vintage chrome-Mechanics with a PhD in particle physics
-Anyone who's ever confused their garage with a quantum state
-Classic car enthusiasts with a theoretical bent
-People who understand both carburetors AND wave functions

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.