Heisen-burger T-Shirt | Breaking Physics Combo

Heisen-burger with Fries T-Shirt | Breaking Physics™ Special Combo

Introducing the most uncertain meal in quantum mechanics - the Heisen-burger with Fries! Watch as Werner Heisenberg himself, looking cooler than absolute zero in his signature shades, contemplates both the position and momentum of his next bite (though never simultaneously, of course).

This design serves up a delicious fusion of quantum physics and fast food, featuring the infamous uncertainty principle pioneer caught in the act of some particle-ularly good dining. The artwork comes with a side of brilliant wordplay and a healthy serving of scientific humor, all garnished with our signature "quantum uncertainty" sauce.

Warning: Contents may be both delicious and not delicious until observed. No quantum particles were harmed in the making of this shirt, we think.

Features:
More stylish than a superposition of fashion states
Artwork clearer than Schrödinger's dinner plans
Perfect probability of making physics nerds hungry
Guaranteed to collapse the wave functions of boring wardrobes
Comes with complementary uncertainty (get it?)

Care Instructions:
Wash at precisely* 30°C (*as precise as quantum mechanics allows)
Tumble dry in a superposition of temperatures
Do not observe stains while removing them
Position in closet may be conjugate to its momentum

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico