"Git Push --Force: The Barrel Roll Edition" Tee - For When Your Code Base Needs a Sick Trick

"Git Push --Force: The Barrel Roll Edition" Tee - For When Your Code Base Needs a Sick Trick

Ever wondered what would happen if Tony Hawk became a software developer? Wonder no more! This shirt celebrates that special moment when you decide repository safety is more of a suggestion than a rule, and your git history deserves some X-Games energy. Because nothing says "I make bold life choices" quite like combining skateboarding with force-pushing to main.

Watch as our intrepid developer pulls off the sickest move in version control - grinding across git repositories like they're handrails, kickflipping through commit histories with all the grace of a caffeinated keyboard warrior. Warning: May cause senior developers to clutch their pearls and mutter something about "rebase best practices."

Features:
Cotton smoother than your force-pushed commit history
Design radical enough to make your CI/CD pipeline do a double-take
Durability that outlasts your team's trust issues
As comfortable as explaining why the git log now starts from yesterday

Perfect for:
Developers who live life on the edge (of a merge conflict)
Git extremists who treat best practices like optional DLC
Anyone who's ever made their git graph look like modern art
Team leads who need a good laugh (or cry)

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. If lost, can be restored from backup (you do have backups, right?).

(Warning: Wearing this shirt doesn't grant immunity from code review comments about 'force push abuse.' Trust us, we tried.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (version control not included)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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