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GEOLOGY ROCKS T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Best Puns are Stone Cold)
GEOLOGY ROCKS T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Best Puns are Stone Cold)
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Behold, the ultimate geology pun spelled out in elements! Our "GEOLOGY ROCKS" design features not just a classic science dad joke, but backs it up with a stunning landscape that proves exactly why geology, indeed, rocks. Complete with periodic elements as bold as the formations they describe.
Breaking down the elements:
Ge (Germanium) + O (Oxygen) + I (Iodine) + Og (Oganesson) + Y (Yttrium)
R (Roentgenium) + O (Oxygen) + C (Carbon) + K (Potassium) + S (Sulfur)
Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (sedimentary tested)
Durable print (erosion resistant)
Machine washable (rock dust proof)
Available in sizes S-3XL (metamorphic fit)
Perfect For:
Geologists with a sense of humor
Rock collectors who love wordplay
Earth science teachers
Anyone who takes their puns for granite
Mineral enthusiasts
Your next field study expedition
Note: No rocks were harmed in the making of this pun, though several geologists groaned appreciatively.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |




















