Warning: Approaching areas of elevated cognitive activity! This shirt features a caution sign that's less "wet floor" and more "watch out for falling brilliance." With its retro-tech aesthetic and cheeky brain warning label, it's perfect for those moments when you need to alert others that you're in deep thought... or just trying to remember where you put your coffee.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton blend (rated for high-IQ environments)
Durable print (tested in multiple thought experiments)
Machine washable (because even geniuses spill coffee)
Available in sizes S-3XL (brain size may vary)

Perfect For:
People whose "quiet thinking face" scares their coworkers
Anyone who's ever said "Eureka!" in a public place
Those who require a 5-foot genius radius for optimal processing
Individuals whose brilliant ideas arrive exclusively during shower time
People who need others to maintain respectful silence during snack calculations
Your next brainstorming session (literal storms not included)

Features:
Digitally printed design
Premium ring-spun cotton
Reinforced shoulder construction
Ribbed knit collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Preshrunk fabric (unlike your expanding knowledge)

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not iron over print

Warning: May cause sudden outbursts of intellectual activity
Note: Standing behind this shirt will not make you smarter (we tried)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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