For those who tried to solve the world's energy crisis between their lawn mower and that box of "maybe important" cables! This delightfully deprecating design features a bold lightning bolt trapped in an industrial gear, paired with the confession we all knew was coming: "GARAGE COLD FUSION? THEY WERE RIGHT." It's the perfect shirt for anyone who's ever tried to achieve nuclear fusion next to their socket wrench collection.

Technical Details:

-Distressed yellow and bronze design
-Lightning bolt that's definitely not from successful fusion
-Gear border representing all the machinery you "definitely needed"
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your fusion ambitions)

Perfect For:

-Failed garage scientists
-Ambitious basement physicists
-DIY nuclear enthusiasts with a sense of humor
-People who've explained to their neighbors that those flashes were "just experiments"
-Anyone who's ever had to explain to their spouse why the garage needs more deuterium

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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