Free California Surf T-Shirt | Bureaucracy Escape Vehicle Beach Tee

Ah yes, the perfect shirt for when your surfboard has more permits than your local food truck! This design features a radical beach-ready 4x4 that's clearly filled out all its paperwork in triplicate before hitting the waves. The red palm trees add that perfect touch of "paradise, pending regulatory approval."

Note: This shirt is not valid in combination with other freedom apparel. Void where prohibited, which is probably everywhere that needs this shirt.

Technical Details:

-Red and teal retro design (colors validated by the Bureau of Aesthetic Standards)
-Vintage-style typography (grandfathered in before the Font Control Act)
-Quality that passes even California's emissions standards
-Form 27B-6 included for proper shirt wearing procedure

Perfect For:

-Beach rebels with excellent documentation
-Surf anarchists who file their taxes early
-Sand enthusiasts with laminated exemption forms
-Anyone who's ever tried to get a permit to build a sandcastle
-People who know the difference between regulated and radical

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.