Astronaut Branch T-shirt by Technium Foundry

When git push comes to git shove, sometimes you need to make like an astronaut and branch out into the void. Our minimalist space explorer demonstrates the art of floating away from main – because every good repository needs a hero willing to venture into untested code territory.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (commit-tested)
Durable print (merge-conflict resistant)
Machine washable (no force push needed)
Available in sizes S-3XL (scales horizontally)

Perfect For:
Developers who dream in branches
Git masters floating in digital space
Your next risky code deployment
Anyone whose commits are out of this world
Version control pioneers
The one teammate who isn't afraid to refactor

Features:
Digitally printed (zero binary loss)
Premium ring-spun cotton (thread-safe)
Reinforced seams (no race conditions)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your git history)

Note: No branches were harmed in the making of this shirt, though several commits are still floating somewhere in the void.

(Warning: May cause sudden urges to create unnecessary feature branches)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.