For those brave souls who believe Newton's laws of motion are more like "fun suggestions!" This design features our fearless skeleton friend who's discovered that adding electricity to a skateboard is just spicy physics in motion. The vintage-style warning poster aesthetic screams "Safety Third!" while the helmet says "But Maybe Wear Protection Anyway."

Technical Details:

-Black cotton t-shirt (because road rash looks better on asphalt)
-Retro warning poster design in electric oranges and yellows
-Featuring a skeleton who clearly passed Physics but failed Self-Preservation
-Quality that can withstand more G-forces than your last battery-powered joy ride
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your confidence after that first speed wobble)

Perfect For:

-Adrenaline junkies with a degree in electrical engineering
-People who think "range anxiety" is just spicy motivation
-Anyone who's ever explained to their mom that "it's basically just a very fast sidewalk"
-Those who calculate their speed in both MPH and Ohms
-Riders who consider battery drainage a personal challenge

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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