Dunning-Kruger Expert T-Shirt | Amateur Psychology Badge Tee |

Product Description

Behold, the ultimate sartorial paradox! Our "Dunning-Kruger Ambassador: Expert At How Everything Works" t-shirt transforms psychology's most delicious irony into wearable cognitive dissonance that pairs beautifully with your unwarranted certainty about cryptocurrency investments.

This olive-green masterpiece features a circular emblem that screams "sports team logo" but plays for the league of intellectual self-sabotage instead. The bold orange "Expert" script swoops across the design with the same unearned confidence as your explanation of quantum physics after watching half a YouTube video. Surrounded by a blue circular badge and decorative stars that suggest authority where none exists, this emblem is essentially a PhD in missing the point.

Wear it to family gatherings where you intend to explain politics to people who actually work in government, or to casual dinner parties where you'll inevitably correct someone who has three degrees in the subject you're mangling. Nothing says "I'm self-aware about my lack of self-awareness" quite like this circular certification of your expertise in absolutely everything.

The Backstory

For those unacquainted with this particular corner of psychology (though you probably think you are), the Dunning-Kruger effect describes that cognitive sweet spot where incompetence prevents people from recognizing their own incompetence. Essentially, it's why the least knowledgeable person in the room is usually the loudest—they lack even the basic competence needed to recognize how much they don't know.

The design brilliantly co-opts the visual language of sports team logos and achievement badges, creating a parody of authoritative certification. The stars, radiating lines, and official-looking seal transform the concept into a club you'd never intentionally join yet somehow keep getting nominated for MVP. The "Ambassador" title suggests you've been appointed as a representative of this cognitive fallacy—essentially a diplomatic mission to spread confident ignorance wherever you go.

Perfect For:

Reddit moderators who've never actually worked in the field they moderate
Your brother-in-law who explains your job to you at family gatherings
That friend who watched a TED Talk once and became a "thought leader"
Anyone who's ever started a sentence with "Well, actually..."

Product Details:
Made from a blend of cotton and unwarranted self-assurance
Machine washable (though you probably have a "better" way to clean it)
Available in sizes S-XXXL, but you already know which size you need without measuring

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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