Docker Containers on Wheels T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

Finally, a shirt that explains container orchestration better than any tech documentation ever could. Our synchronized mod squad of containerized cruisers perfectly illustrates what happens when DevOps meets Quadrophenia. It's microservices with scooter licenses, proving that whether you're deploying containers or riding in formation, it's all about that perfect synchronization.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (containerized for your comfort)
Durable print (survives multiple deployments)
Machine washable (no cache clearing needed)
Available in sizes S-3XL (horizontally scalable)

Perfect For:
DevOps engineers who dream of the open road
System architects with a need for speed
Container orchestrators who prefer leather to YAML
Your next deployment that needs some serious horsepower
People who think Kubernetes sounds better with a motorcycle engine
The IT team's weekend warriors

Features:
Digitally printed (zero downtime updates)
Premium ring-spun cotton (load-balanced comfort)
Reinforced seams (highly available design)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (optimized image size)

Note: No containers were segregated during production. Though several pods did request their own dedicated namespace for motorcycle parking.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about the similarities between container networking and motorcycle formation tactics.)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.