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Defense Time Traveling Knights T-Shirt | Medieval Tech Paradox Design
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When the cavalry of physics crashes headlong into the castle walls of chronology, you get our "Defense Time Traveling" t-shirt – where medieval knights discover that the best defense against arrows is simply being when they aren't. This paradoxical masterpiece showcases a squad of Templar knights who have clearly violated several temporal protocols but look absolutely magnificent doing so.
The design features a circular time vortex backdrop (because time travel is never linear, much like conversations after mentioning you're "into history" at parties) with knights gathered in formation, presumably right before heading off to defend the space-time continuum from anachronisms – or possibly create a few of their own. The dramatic shadow of a mounted knight-commander rises heroically behind them, like the ghost of historical accuracy that haunts every Renaissance fair. And, yes, they are all taking selfies with iPhones, look!
Features:
-Templar knights gathered with the grim determination of time travelers who just realized their actions might erase their own existence
-Glorious red and silver color scheme that says "I take history seriously, but not myself"
-Perfect conversation starter for both physics conferences and medieval reenactments
-The ideal wardrobe choice for when you're simultaneously interested in quantum mechanics and plate armor
-Technium Foundry branding that suggests this might be where time machines are forged, or at least where excellent t-shirts are
Note: This shirt has been tested across multiple timelines and has proven equally stylish in all of them, though it does cause slight confusion at the Battle of Hastings.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |