Cosmic Dating Blues T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

Ever swiped right on yourself from an alternate timeline? Our latest design captures that uniquely modern space-age problem of trying to find love when your dating pool includes parallel universes. Featuring our lonely astronaut contemplating the ultimate long-distance relationship dilemma, this shirt is for anyone who's ever wondered if their soulmate might technically be themselves (just from Earth-2).

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (softer than rejection in zero gravity)
Durable print (outlasts most quantum relationships)
Machine washable (temporal paradox-proof)
Available in sizes S-3XL (because love transcends dimensions)

Perfect For:
Singles tired of dating in just one timeline
Astronauts who keep matching with their parallel selves
Anyone whose "it's complicated" status spans multiple universes
Space explorers whose pickup lines involve string theory
People whose type is "me, but from Earth-742"
Your next speed dating event across the multiverse

Features:
Digitally printed (no alternate realities were harmed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (spun through a temporal vortex)
Reinforced seams (unlike the fabric of spacetime)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (if only our dating pool would stop doing the same)

Note: Side effects may include spontaneous timeline hopping to avoid awkward dates with yourself. We take no responsibility for any paradoxes created while trying to be your own wingman.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.