Clever Hills T-Shirt: Quantum Meets Beverly Hills

Welcome to Clever Hills, where the property values are measured in IQ points and the street signs are written in binary! This delightfully nerdy twist on everyone's favorite zip-code-based-drama features a shield design that suggests your neighborhood watch program might just be quantum observers collapsing wave functions between bake sales.

Technical Details:

-Shield design in neural-network yellow
-Distressed texture that looks like what happens when a genius tries gardening
-Pre-shrunk (unlike our residents' vocabularies)
-Quality that passes both peer review AND the HOA guidelines

Perfect For:

-People whose garden parties discuss string theory
-Residents who measure their commute in parsecs
-Anyone whose neighborhood book club exclusively reads physics journals
-Those who think "keeping up with the Joneses" means matching their Nobel count
-Folks whose property values fluctuate based on the local MENSA membership

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.