CERN/Swiss Physics Cube T-Shirt | Fashion Needs To Collide With Style
























CERN/Swiss Physics Cube T-Shirt | Fashion Needs To Collide With Style

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Finally, a shirt that combines your love for particle physics and your inexplicable desire to wear science organizations as fashion statements! This olive-green masterpiece features the iconic CERN logo reimagined as a cube that's more mind-bending than trying to explain quantum entanglement to your cat. The European Organization for Nuclear Research never looked so good outside of a restricted laboratory area.
Technical Details:
- Get in Olive green (perfect camouflage for hiding in the bushes outside CERN when your visitor pass expires)
- 3D cube design that's more dimensional than string theory
- Red and white accents (Swiss-approved color scheme)
- Pre-shrunk (unlike the distances between your electrons)
- Quality that's been tested more rigorously than the Standard Model
Perfect For:
- Physicists who party harder than accelerated particles
- People whose ideal vacation is a tour of the Large Hadron Collider
- Anyone who's ever used "I'm observing quantum fluctuations" as an excuse for doing nothing
- Those who understand that "CERN" is pronounced "sern" not "kern" (and will correct strangers about it)
- Individuals who dream in equations and wake up disappointed by reality's limitations
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |