"Photon Luggage Physics" Premium Graphic T-Shirt

Finally, a t-shirt that answers the age-old question: What does a photon pack for its journey through spacetime? Nothing! This clever physics humor t-shirt features a vintage-inspired medallion design filled with wave patterns and scientific symbols, celebrating the fascinating properties of light and electromagnetic radiation.

Perfect for those who appreciate that particles traveling at the speed of light experience no time and therefore need no luggage. (Physics jokes - they never get old, they just experience time dilation!)

Features:

• Premium cotton blend that's as comfortable as zero mass
• Military green colorway perfect for theoretical battles with classical physics
• Sophisticated gold circular design with wave patterns
• Available in sizes S-3XL (conservation of size range)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (to conserve energy)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron over print
• No quantum tunneling through the dryer, please

Perfect for:

• Physics professors
• Quantum mechanics enthusiasts
• Science students
• Light wave theorists
• Anyone who's ever tried to explain wave-particle duality at a party

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Note: This shirt travels at the speed of style, no luggage required.

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