Technium Foundry Command Line T-Shirt

For those special moments when your command line knowledge has all the elegance of a cat walking across your keyboard. This shirt perfectly captures that universal developer experience of confidently typing Windows commands on a Linux system, then frantically googling "how to exit vim" for the 427th time. It's like bringing your Windows umbrella to a Linux rainstorm - technically covered, but definitely not right.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (sudo apt-get install comfort)
Durable print (chmod 777 style)
Machine washable (no kernel panic needed)
Available in sizes S-3XL (expandable like your ~/.bash_history)

Perfect For:
Developers who've accidentally typed "dir" in Linux
Anyone who's ever tried to "cd.." in bash and felt personally attacked
People whose muscle memory is stuck in the wrong operating system
Cross-platform developers with commitment issues
That one person who types "ls" in PowerShell and expects it to work
Your next code review where someone needs a good laugh

Features:
Digitally printed (no command line required)
Premium ring-spun cotton (fork-safe)
Reinforced seams (no memory leaks)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your git repo)

Note: No developers were harmed in the making of this shirt, though several terminals are still running vim somewhere.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.