"Amish DJ" Tee - Butter Churns Meet Bass Turns

Finally, a shirt that answers the eternal question: "What if Weird Al wrote a song about an Amish remix battle?" Featuring the most paradoxical party-starter since someone tried to explain electricity at a barn raising, this design celebrates the hypothetical hero who drops beats while raising barns and keeps it old school... like, 1800s old school.

Picture this: a DJ who can scratch with a butter churn and knows that the sickest drops always come after a good harvest. Our design features headphones that have definitely never been plugged in and a hat that's seen more honest work than your playlist naming conventions.

Features:
Cotton more authentic than your vinyl collection
Design that slaps harder than a horse-drawn carriage
Durability that could survive both a barn raising and a mosh pit
Comfort rated for both threshing and thrashing

Perfect for:
People who understand both dubstep and animal husbandry
DJs who appreciate irony more than electricity
Anyone who's ever wondered what a techno remix of churning butter would sound like
Folks who know that the original unplugged sessions were actually just... life

Care Instructions:
Hand wash or machine wash (we won't tell the elders). Tumble dry low. No electricity required (but allowed).

(Warning: May cause spontaneous debates about whether a hoedown counts as an early form of breakdancing. Spoiler alert: it totally does.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (buggy parking not included)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.