"A Jedi Uses WD-40" Tee - Technium Foundry

At last, the ancient texts reveal the true secret of the Force: it's basically just WD-40 with better marketing. This shirt celebrates that miraculous can of "probably shouldn't drink this" that's been solving problems since a long time ago in a garage far, far away.

Featuring a design that answers the eternal question: "What if the Jedi Council had discovered penetrating oil before lightsabers?" Our nostalgic badge design elevates the humble WD-40 can to its rightful place in the pantheon of "things that technically shouldn't fix that but somehow do." Because sometimes, the Force isn't with you, but this little blue and yellow can absolutely is.

Features:
Cotton smoother than a freshly lubricated door hinge
Design that repels water better than your actual WD-40 can
Durability that could survive a moisture farm on Tatooine
Comfort that displaces water in 40 different ways

Perfect for:
Jedi Knights of the Garage Order
People who believe anything can be fixed with enough penetrating oil
DIY enthusiasts who treat WD-40 like liquid Force powers
Anyone who's ever used "the spray" instead of actual mechanical knowledge

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. If stuck, apply WD-40. If still stuck, use the Force.

(Warning: This shirt does not grant actual Jedi powers, but it might make you the chosen one of stuck bolts everywhere.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (spray nozzle not included)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.