Schrödinger's Cat Parody T-Shirt | Science & Tech Humor

50 Shades of Maybe - Schrödinger's Cat Parody T-Shirt | Quantum Physics Literature Humor

Experience the ultimate quantum romance with our "50 Shades of Maybe" t-shirt - where Schrödinger's famous thought experiment meets controversial literature in a superposition of humor. This elegant design features a minimalist cat silhouette that may or may not be alive, depending on who's observing your shirt.
The sophisticated typography and clean lines create a perfect parody of a certain bestselling novel, while maintaining enough quantum uncertainty to make any physicist blush. It's simultaneously tasteful and irreverent, much like a cat that exists in multiple states at once.

Note: Shirt may or may not exist until package is opened. No cats were harmed (or were they?) in the making of this design.

Features:
Classic book cover parody design
Quantum physics humor subtler than wave-particle duality
Cat silhouette existing in multiple states simultaneously
Typography clearer than Copenhagen interpretation
Perfect conversation starter for both science and literature fans

Care Instructions:
Wash in superposition of hot/cold
Dry in a sealed box (maybe)
Iron unless observing affects outcome
Don't measure temperature while drying

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico