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Isotope you already, it's awesome! These funny puns really hit the nail. Clever stuff, thank you TF folks. Keep cooking...
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for educators
For educators, science teacher t-shirts are a fantastic way to engage students and make learning fun. Wearing a shirt with a science pun or a clever graphic can help break the ice and create a more relaxed classroom environment.
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YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
If you have a great sense of humor, funny science t-shirts are a must-have. These shirts often feature science puns, jokes, and clever wordplay that will make fellow science lovers chuckle.
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Pink Floyd would be laughing right now, awesome shirt and by the way, nice design.
It's scientific and has a great socio-economic slant. Bravo, and great quality.
These funny puns really hit the nail. Clever stuff, thank you TF folks. Keep cooking...
I love lasers as well, therefore am in awe with this Tee. Very smart, and it is quality as well, thank you Technium Foundry.
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Domestically and to Europe shipping is always free, as in always. Any t-shirt, anytime, always free.
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It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
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