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Background and History
IYQ began as a grassroots movement among a small number of scientists, educators, and historians who recognized that the centennial of quantum mechanics in 2025 would be a perfect occasion to help broaden public understanding of how central quantum science and technology has become to humanity over the past 100 years and how its impact will likely only increase over the next 100 years.
To really learn more about the subject head over to the Quantum Blog at Physics World. THEY KNOW!
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Dress Your Thoughts
- If your convictions orbit around science, rationality, and the delightful complexity of intellectual pursuits, then they deserve better than to be trapped in the event horizon of your skull.
- Technium Foundry transforms your neural connections into visual statements, allowing your cerebral allegiances to migrate from synaptic pathways to fabric pathways. Our shirts don't just cover your torso—they advertise your membership in the secret society of people who understand that jokes about Schrödinger's cat are simultaneously hilarious and not hilarious until someone observes them.
- Wear your intelligence not as a badge, but as an entire uniform in the ongoing revolution against the tyranny of unexamined thinking.
LEARN, LAUGH, TEACH, REPEAT
THE TECHNIUM FOUNDRY ADVANTAGE
Aesthetically Adventurous
Our signature style marries retro visuals with contemporary concepts, creating designs that exist simultaneously in multiple temporal dimensions. We fearlessly address subjects from statistical significance to dragon firewalls, balancing historical homage with irreverent twists. The result? Apparel that, like Schrödinger's cat, is simultaneously serious academic reference and ridiculous joke until observed by someone capable of appreciating both.
Scientific Comedy Laboratory
Our design lab collides unlikely elements—medieval knights and Wi-Fi signals, quantum physics and motorcycle clubs—with the precision of scientists and the glee of kids mixing random chemicals. We research obsessively, ensuring each joke is technically accurate enough to satisfy experts while remaining accessible enough to make your non-STEM friends chuckle nervously. Warning: may cause spontaneous learning.
Intellectual Fashion Revolution
We've weaponized wit into wearable form, creating t-shirts that function as both fashion statement and cognitive filter. Each shirt transforms complex scientific principles into visual jokes that separate those who get the reference from those who'll need to Google it later. Intelligence has never been this stylish—or this likely to make strangers at coffee shops desperately want to know where you shop.
Conversation Catalyst
Technium Foundry t-shirts are engineered to generate precisely 3.7 interesting conversations per wearing. While others display meaningless logos, you'll sport meticulously crafted visual puzzles that reveal how you think—not just what you consume. Consider our designs social experiments disguised as fashion choices, perfect for identifying intellectually compatible strangers at otherwise tedious gatherings.
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ACTOR ZACK WARD HAS GENIUS TASTE
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Zack wears technium foundry t-shirt goodness, because he is a genius
ACTOR ZACK WARD HAS GENIUS TASTE
His talent and obvious genius can be found in the following TV/Movie projects.
BE the envy of your peers. Show them how much you are into it.
Scientific accuracy meets actual style, on your wall. Finally
Match your profession, t-shirt or both with one of our prints. Show your friends what you've been up to all those years. Explain what you do without saying a word.
IT MAKES FOR A POTENTIALLY SMART PURCHASE
Have you heard about free shipping?
We have boldly excommunicated that most villainous of commercial conventions—the shipping fee. While lesser establishments continue their clandestine affair with these postal parasites, we stand proudly atop our soapbox of fiscal transparency, declaring with champagne-worthy enthusiasm that your precious parcels shall travel from our humble warehouse to your welcoming doorstep without a single additional copper penny changing hands. We know, right? You're welcome and thank you.
A Glance into the Computer Science Fashion of our Brilliant t-shirt collection
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T-SHIRTS THAT MAKE YOUR DIPLOMA QUESTION ITS LIFE CHOICES
Behold, apparel that transforms your torso into a battleground of intellectual one-upmanship! Our collection features designs so cleverly crafted they've been known to make Oxford dictionaries spontaneously combust and physics professors weep into their elbow patches.
Each shirt serves as both conversation starter and IQ test—separating those who get the joke from those who will spend the evening quietly Googling "quantum entanglement puns" while nodding confidently. We've weaponized wit into wearable form, creating the perfect garment for impressing strangers at coffee shops while simultaneously alienating family members at holiday gatherings. Whether you're explaining that your "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt is both funny and not funny until observed, or patiently clarifying that knights really did struggle with terrible Wi-Fi reception (historically speaking), our collection ensures you'll never again experience the horror of simple, straightforward human interaction.
Technium Foundry - Because sometimes the most effective way to display your intelligence is through a medium traditionally reserved for band logos and vacation destinations.
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TEACHERs, Professors
for educators
For educators, science teacher t-shirts are a fantastic way to engage students and make learning fun. Wearing a shirt with a science pun or a clever graphic can help break the ice and create a more relaxed classroom environment.
THANK PLANCK you can laugh!
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
If you have a great sense of humor, funny science t-shirts are a must-have. These shirts often feature science puns, jokes, and clever wordplay that will make fellow science lovers chuckle.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Shipping
Domestically and to Europe shipping is always free, as in always. Any t-shirt, anytime, always free.
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
Our Astrocat mascot represents curiosity and exploration - the perfect blend of scientific pursuit and street style. You'll find this iconic design featured throughout our collections.
TECHNIUM FOUNDRY creates t-shirts for those who think differently, combining technical accuracy with urban style. Our mission? Making scientific literacy look good.
Each design tells a story. From our signature Astrocat collection to our thought-provoking Electric 18 series, we create pieces that start conversations. Our designs aren't just graphics - they're wearable statements backed by real science.
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