Description

Time waits for no man, but this t-shirt will stop conversations in their tracks! Our "There's No Future in Time Travel" graphic tee features a deliciously devious cartoon clock character who clearly enjoys living dangerously.

Set against a vibrant red background, this mischievous timekeeper sports headphones, a cigarette, and a rather suspicious grin that suggests it knows a few temporal loopholes the rest of us don't. The bold white and black typography delivers its paradoxical message with retro gaming-inspired flair, making this shirt a statement piece for those who appreciate temporal humor and vintage video game aesthetics.

Technical Details

• Premium cotton blend for exceptional comfort and durability
• Vibrant red base color that maintains its intensity through multiple washes
• Screen-printed graphic featuring high-detail halftone effects
• Available in unisex sizes S through 2XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric to ensure consistent fit
• Ribbed crew neckline
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem for extended wear
• Machine washable (cold, inside out for graphic longevity)
• Designed and printed in-house for quality control
• That friend who's always late but has the best excuses

Backstory

This design emerged from our "Paradox Collection," inspired by the impossible time travel conundrums found in classic video games and sci-fi narratives. The character, affectionately dubbed "Timey" by our design team, pays homage to the anthropomorphic objects that populated the 8-bit gaming era, where everyday items came to life with attitude and personality.

The juxtaposition of the carefree clock engaging in decidedly non-clock activities while making a philosophical statement about the impossibility of its own existence is precisely the kind of delightful absurdity that drives our creative process.

Perfect For

• Die-hard gamers who appreciate retro pixel art aesthetics
• Sci-fi enthusiasts with a fondness for time travel paradoxes
• Pop culture collectors seeking conversation-starting apparel
• Philosophy majors who enjoy explaining temporal impossibilities at parties
• Gift-givers looking for something uniquely geeky yet fashionable
• Anyone who appreciates ironic statements worn boldly across their chest
• Convention attendees wanting to stand out in the crowd

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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