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Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Schrödinger's Kitten Chow Tee Technium Foundry
Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Schrödinger's Kitten Chow Tee Technium Foundry
Schrödinger's Kitten Chow
Introducing the ultimate feline feeding frenzy fashion statement - the "Schrödinger's Kitten Chow" t-shirt!
This hilarious tee is perfect for cat owners who can never quite remember if they've filled the food bowl or not.
Emblazoned across the back in a delightfully circle quirky font is the phrase "Schrödinger's Kitten Chow: Both Empty and Full," ensuring your wardrobe is as uncertain as your pet's next meal.
Made from a quantum superposition of cotton and polyester (or is it?), this shirt is as comfortable as it is confusing. It's the ideal attire for those mornings when you're stumbling around half-awake, trying to decipher if that incessant meowing is because the bowl is empty or because your cat is just an aspiring opera singer. Warning: Side effects may include constant second-guessing, spontaneous physics debates with your veterinarian, and an inexplicable urge to open and close your cat food container repeatedly. Caution: Do not wear while actually feeding your cat, as it may cause a rift in the space-time continuum... or at least a very confused kitty.
Remember, much like Schrödinger's famous feline, your fashion sense in this shirt will be both impeccable and questionable until someone observes you!
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.