Unisex Garment-Dyed The Crowd Striked T-shirt

CrowdStrike Apocalypse t-shirt

Ah, behold! The pinnacle of fashion for the discerning IT professional who's just been through digital hell. Introducing our exclusive "CrowdStrike Apocalypse" t-shirt!

This haute couture masterpiece proudly proclaims: "Crowdstrike broke the internet using a corporate THANOS FINGER SNAP, with file csagent.sys. Thank you IT Teams worldwide - WE SALUTE YOU"

Crafted from the finest blend of cotton and the tears of system administrators, this shirt is guaranteed to make you the talk of the server room. The text is lovingly printed using ink infused with the essence of fried motherboards and the bitter aftertaste of forced overtime.

Available in a stunning shade of "Blue Screen of Death" blue, this shirt pairs perfectly with bloodshot eyes and the faint aroma of stale coffee. It's the ideal attire for those impromptu 3 AM emergency meetings or when you're explaining to executives why the entire company's productivity dropped to zero.

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We'll throw in a complimentary stress ball shaped like a dumpster fire – because let's face it, you're going to need it.

Sizes range from "I skipped lunch again" small to "I stress-ate the entire vending machine" XXXL.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may trigger PTSD in IT professionals. Side effects may include uncontrollable eye-twitching, sudden outbursts of technical jargon, and an irresistible urge to turn things off and on again.

Remember, in the world of IT fashion, nothing says "I survived digital armageddon" quite like this shirt. It's not just a piece of clothing; it's a badge of honor, a war story, and a cry for help all rolled into one stylish package.

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.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.