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CTRL + ALT UNIVERSE T-Shirt | Reality Needs More RAM

CTRL + ALT UNIVERSE T-Shirt | Reality Needs More RAM

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You've discovered our little nod to simulation theory - for when you suspect your reality is running on Windows 95 and your consciousness might just be a particularly elaborate screensaver! This shirt is perfect for those who've peeked behind the cosmic curtain and found a surprisingly well-organized server room.


Technical Details:

Retro gaming meets cosmic coding design
Stars that might just be pixels if you zoom in close enough
Pre-shrunk (unlike our universe's processing power)
Quality that passes even the Turing test


Perfect For:

People who suspect their déjà vu is just a glitch in the Matrix
Those who think consciousness might be cloud-based
Anyone who's ever wondered if their cat is an NPC
Philosophers who debug therefore they are
Players who've figured out they're in the game

Note: This product may or may not be procedurally generated. Developer access not included.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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