Always Science Your Research T-Shirt | Scientific Method Apparel

Description

Introduce a crucial life principle to your wardrobe with our "Always Science Your Research" t-shirt – because nothing says "trust me, I verified this information" quite like wearing it across your chest. This vibrant tee features a bold, typographically dynamic design with "SCIENCE" commanding attention in electric blue, while "your Research" follows in an elegant script that suggests you take your methodologies seriously, but not yourself. 

The design sits atop an energetic orange splatter background that perfectly represents those lab accidents that occasionally lead to Nobel Prizes, while a subtle molecular diagram anchors the corner – reminding everyone that at the atomic level, we're all just experiments in progress. Whether you're pipetting precise volumes or just trying to determine the optimal coffee-to-productivity ratio in your daily life, this shirt declares your commitment to evidence-based decision making and a healthy skepticism toward any claim lacking a proper control group.

Technical Details

• Premium 100% cotton red t-shirt
• Screen printed design with vibrant ink colors that won't fade (unlike some experimental results)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (we've already conducted that experiment for you)
• Available in unisex sizes S through 3XL
• Machine washable (cold wash, inside out)
• Tumble dry low
• Designed and printed in a facility that appreciates significant figures
• Rigorously tested for comfort through multiple wearing trials
• p-value for comfort rating: <0.001
• Contains no actual scientific equipment (but may attract people who do)

Backstory

This design emerged during a particularly spirited debate among our creative team about whether one can truly "science" something as a verb. After consulting multiple linguists, four dictionaries, and conducting a small but statistically significant survey of graduate students found stress-eating in university cafeterias, we concluded that language, like science itself, evolves through usage and experimental application.

The vibrant color palette was inspired by thermal imaging displays, while the typography creates an intentional contrast between the structured, analytical nature of scientific methodology (represented by the bold, angular "SCIENCE") and the more nuanced, interpretive aspects of research (shown in the flowing script). The small molecular diagram in the corner serves as both aesthetic anchor and subtle reminder that even the most complex research ultimately comes down to understanding fundamental relationships.

We've found this shirt to be particularly popular among thesis advisors, who often purchase them in bulk as not-so-subtle gifts for students prone to making unsubstantiated claims.

Perfect For

• Graduate students defending their methodology choices to skeptical committee members
• Lab technicians who've automated processes specifically to reduce human error (especially their own)
• Science teachers trying to explain why "I found it on the internet" is not a valid citation
• Research professionals who've ever muttered "that's an interesting interpretation of these results" while reading a colleague's paper
• Anyone who's ever responded to a dubious claim with "Citation needed"
• Critical thinkers who approach both scientific literature and internet memes with appropriate levels of skepticism
• Gift-givers shopping for that friend who turns casual observations into impromptu experiments
• Conference attendees who want their attire to subtly suggest they may have questions about your sample size
• People who've ever used the phrase "statistically significant" in casual conversation

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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