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Introducing the “Kernel Panic” T-Shirt!
Are you tired of mundane fashion? Bored with basic tees? Fear not, because our “Kernel Panic” T-shirt is here to crash the style matrix! 🤖
Design Highlights:
Catchphrase: "AI: Where ‘kernel panic’ isn’t about popcorn".
Color Palette: Binary black and white. Because gray areas are for indecisive algorithms.
Material: 100% cotton, 200% nerdy. It’s breathable enough for debugging sessions and soft enough for existential crises.
Why You Need This Tee:
Conversation Starter: Wear it to tech meetups, and watch fellow geeks nod in approval. Bonus points if you whisper, “I’m in my exception handler” during awkward silences.
Job Interview Power Move: Imagine walking into an interview room wearing this gem. The hiring manager will think, “This candidate knows how to handle unexpected situations—hire them!”
Subtle Flex: It says, “I’m not just a coder; I’m a crash-test dummy for life.” Impressive, right?
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (because hot water might trigger a buffer overflow).
Avoid bleach (unless you want your T-shirt to feel like a null pointer).
Hang dry (because tumble drying is so 20th century).
Disclaimer:
Not responsible for actual kernel panics caused by wearing this shirt. Consult your sysadmin if symptoms persist.
Side effects may include spontaneous recursion and sudden bursts of witty code comments.
